It seems all the hysteria about the white iPod headphones making you an obvious target for thieves has finally blown over but let’s face it, it’s still a dangerous world out there. So if you prefer to live in a constant state of paranoia might Desibaba suggest never going outside unless you’re wearing this non-descript black jacket. Besides keeping the rain from getting through it’s also quite good at stopping knives, hypodermic needles, broken bottles and even a wide assortment of bullets.

The jacket is made from 100% polyester canvas with a PU-coating on the reverse and at 3 kilograms it isn’t abnormally heavy either. Most people won’t even know you’re ready to start and easily survive even the most brutal of bar fights.

The downside of all this protection though is that the jacket will set you back just over $2,000 ironically making it the most valuable thing a would-be thief could steal from you.

Desibaba really loves the concept But a bit expensive from a simple black jacket

What do you think about this gizmo